Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Oh For A Thousand Tweaks - On the Mixer Board
Oh, for a thousand tweaks to do
On my sound mixer board,
The glories of the sound and mix,
The triumphs of its make!
My gracious ears and my head,
Assist me to proclaim,
To spread through all the auditorium
The sounds of the band.
The names of singers charms our fears
And bids our sorrows cease,
Sings music in the sinner’s ears,
Brings life and health and peace.
On my sound mixer board,
The glories of the sound and mix,
The triumphs of its make!
My gracious ears and my head,
Assist me to proclaim,
To spread through all the auditorium
The sounds of the band.
The names of singers charms our fears
And bids our sorrows cease,
Sings music in the sinner’s ears,
Brings life and health and peace.
Labels: Funnies, Sound Stuff
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Funny Story : Heard in a sermon
This story was related in a sermon by Ps Wayne Cordiero..
I once heard of 2 neighbors and one had a rabbit and the other had a dog. And the dog was constantly barking at the rabbit and the neighbor who owned the rabbit kept calling and asking that the dog be put away. The neighbor with the rabbit even called the dog pound to have the dog be put away for causing a nuisance in the society.
Then the neighbor with the dog got frustrated and one day just prayed. "God I am so tired of this neighbor could you please do something, cause her to die or move away or something".
Then one day her dog went missing and she was worried and she went looking for her dog and as she looked for her dog, to her horror the dog suddenly turned up with the rabbit in it's mouth all dirty and bloody. Then she was horrified and said "Oh God, what did I pray for?"
She quickly attempted to rectify the situation as if nothing happened, and she got the rabbit from the dog, washed it, shampoo-ed it, blow dried it and took it back to the the neighbor's yard and propped it up (because rigor mortise was already settling in) and quickly went back to her home hoping that the neighbor wouldn't realise what had happened.
2 hours later, she heard a blood curling scream from the neighbor's house, and she rushed over acting surprised and concerned, "What happened to you?" she asked.. The neighbor replied....
"Oh my God, our rabbit died yesterday and we buried it, but now it has returned from the dead!!"
I once heard of 2 neighbors and one had a rabbit and the other had a dog. And the dog was constantly barking at the rabbit and the neighbor who owned the rabbit kept calling and asking that the dog be put away. The neighbor with the rabbit even called the dog pound to have the dog be put away for causing a nuisance in the society.
Then the neighbor with the dog got frustrated and one day just prayed. "God I am so tired of this neighbor could you please do something, cause her to die or move away or something".
Then one day her dog went missing and she was worried and she went looking for her dog and as she looked for her dog, to her horror the dog suddenly turned up with the rabbit in it's mouth all dirty and bloody. Then she was horrified and said "Oh God, what did I pray for?"
She quickly attempted to rectify the situation as if nothing happened, and she got the rabbit from the dog, washed it, shampoo-ed it, blow dried it and took it back to the the neighbor's yard and propped it up (because rigor mortise was already settling in) and quickly went back to her home hoping that the neighbor wouldn't realise what had happened.
2 hours later, she heard a blood curling scream from the neighbor's house, and she rushed over acting surprised and concerned, "What happened to you?" she asked.. The neighbor replied....
"Oh my God, our rabbit died yesterday and we buried it, but now it has returned from the dead!!"
Labels: Funnies
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Mistaken Identity?
You know there have been times I have been mistaken as other people.. In the past I have been mistaken for 2 wonderful guys..
Elliot Koon
Liang
Got similarities meh?
Elliot Koon
Liang
Got similarities meh?
Friday, June 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Think before you drink! (A Hilarious .. Yet Contemplative Joke..)
This is a good story!!!!!
Cup of Tea.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe two and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my
favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the e veni ng news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
lots of praise for making such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here
I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink
it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know)
"Yes that’s very sweet, but did it ever occur to you that the only place she can
reach to get water is the toilet..?"
Cup of Tea.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe two and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my
favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the e veni ng news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
lots of praise for making such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here
I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink
it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know)
"Yes that’s very sweet, but did it ever occur to you that the only place she can
reach to get water is the toilet..?"
Labels: Funnies
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Penguins? Why Penguins? ;)
I was at Charge Up '09 conference in Penang 2 weeks ago.
We were there to share basically on things for the audio stream. To share our experiences with church and live music mixing and mixers.. Very technie and geeky stuff. well not Geeky.. but good stuff..
Came the 2nd day (Friday) with the message shared by Pastor Victor.
Pastor Victor and I don't have any history, I have heard of him and heard him preach once. And he's never met me before.
(I will add his message here if i can find it on my PDA)
After the message he asked us all to stand up and he wanted to pray for us.. As he was praying, he felt compelled to pray for certain people, Choon Ean, Poh Sim.. then me, then Joe..
This was what he said when he prayed for me..
Pr Vic: Paul, I see you in the future being involved in something not media related
Paul (inside voice): HUH? Apa ni? I came for a media conference and to share with people
Pr Vic: I see you being involved with leading and mentoring children. Children will begin to follow after you and learn from you the things God has put into your heart
Paul : *Sobbing*
Pr Vic: I see that you developing a tender heart, a father's heart to teach and to lead them.
Paul : *Sob some more*
Pr Vic : I see a picture of a ... *pause* .. Bear... a bear teaching it's cubs and it's cubs are following the bear and the cubs learn from it and follow him
Paul : *Continue sobbing*
This could've only come from God.. God can only reveal to Pr Vic, what Em and I have been doing in and through Vineyard.
So.. it has been a confirmation for me now that it is definitely what God wants for Em and I to do in this season and for a lifetime I believe.
All this while... God's been confirming and speaking to Em about our child learning centre. Because it can be none other than God revealing this timely word thru Pr Vic. Thank God for him.
Anyways.. the title of the blog says.. Penguins!
Let me explain.. I later went to share with Pr Vic about what he had just done for/to me. And shared what we were doing at Vineyard.
He confessed
"Actually, I want to tell you .. I didn't see a bear.. I actually saw penguins, and there was this main penguin, leading a bunch of smaller penguins and taking care of them. I couldn't share penguins to everyone, because I thought they'd laugh and lose concentration and the whole message.. so I had to make it up as I went along"
And hence.. that's why penguins..
Later on when I shared this story with Chris Leow, he gave me another revelation, that it is the Male Penguin that incubates and nurtures the baby penguin in the cold harsh winters. And this brought back memories of the movie I watched "March of the Penguins"
So I come now.. at this juncture in my lift and have received direction. It is a big step to take.. and I know my God is with me.. I will take it .. VERY SOON! He has not said when.. but the direction is clear. Indeed Praise God! Praise God!
Amen!
Friday, February 13, 2009
A Video for the Day (for DW)
hehehhe.. *tease*
Dead Man's Rope
A million footsteps, this left foot drags behind my right
But I keep walking, from daybreak 'til the falling night
And as days turn into weeks and years
And years turn into lifetimes
I just keep walking, like I've been walking for a thousand years
Walk away in emptiness, walk away in sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
If you're walking to escape, to escape from your affliction
You'd be walking in a great circle, a circle of addiction
Did you ever wonder what you'd been carrying since the world was black?
You see yourself in a looking glass with a tombstone on your back
Walk away in emptiness, walk away in sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
Walk away in anger, walk away in pain
Walk away from life itself, walk into the rain
All this wandering has led me to this place
Inside the well of my memory, sweet rain of forgiveness
I'm just hanging here in space
Now I'm suspended between my darkest fears and dearest hope
Yes I've been walking, now I'm hanging from a dead man's rope
With Hell below me, and Heaven in the sky above
I've been walking, I've been walking away from Jesus' love
Walk away in emptiness, walk away in sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
Walk away in anger, walk away in pain
Walk away from life itself, walk into the rain
All this wandering has led me to this place
Inside the well of my memory, sweet rain of forgiveness
I'm just hanging here in space
The shadows fall
Around my bed
When the hand of an angel,
The hand of an angel is reaching down above my head
All this wandering has led me to this place
Inside the well of my memory, sweet rain of forgiveness
Now I'm walking in his grace
I'm walking in his footsteps
Walking in his footsteps,
Walking in his footsteps
All the days of my life I will walk with you
All the days of my life I will talk with you
All the days of my life I will share with you
All the days of my life I will bear with you
Walk away from emptiness, walk away from sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
Walk away from anger, walk away from pain
Walk away from anguish, walk into the rain.
Dead Man's Rope
A million footsteps, this left foot drags behind my right
But I keep walking, from daybreak 'til the falling night
And as days turn into weeks and years
And years turn into lifetimes
I just keep walking, like I've been walking for a thousand years
Walk away in emptiness, walk away in sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
If you're walking to escape, to escape from your affliction
You'd be walking in a great circle, a circle of addiction
Did you ever wonder what you'd been carrying since the world was black?
You see yourself in a looking glass with a tombstone on your back
Walk away in emptiness, walk away in sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
Walk away in anger, walk away in pain
Walk away from life itself, walk into the rain
All this wandering has led me to this place
Inside the well of my memory, sweet rain of forgiveness
I'm just hanging here in space
Now I'm suspended between my darkest fears and dearest hope
Yes I've been walking, now I'm hanging from a dead man's rope
With Hell below me, and Heaven in the sky above
I've been walking, I've been walking away from Jesus' love
Walk away in emptiness, walk away in sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
Walk away in anger, walk away in pain
Walk away from life itself, walk into the rain
All this wandering has led me to this place
Inside the well of my memory, sweet rain of forgiveness
I'm just hanging here in space
The shadows fall
Around my bed
When the hand of an angel,
The hand of an angel is reaching down above my head
All this wandering has led me to this place
Inside the well of my memory, sweet rain of forgiveness
Now I'm walking in his grace
I'm walking in his footsteps
Walking in his footsteps,
Walking in his footsteps
All the days of my life I will walk with you
All the days of my life I will talk with you
All the days of my life I will share with you
All the days of my life I will bear with you
Walk away from emptiness, walk away from sorrow,
Walk away from yesterday, walk away tomorrow,
Walk away from anger, walk away from pain
Walk away from anguish, walk into the rain.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Cell Groups
As my fren Jules suggested.. :P I checked out this youtube entry..
aiyo.. hehehehe Enjoy
aiyo.. hehehehe Enjoy
Labels: Funnies
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
The Rock
Been toying with an idea to write a play about The Rock...
Yeah.. it's all about slamdunking, ppl's elbow, bhrama bull, the most electrifying move etc etc..
No-lah
Just a thought writing about a character called Batumalai, or short "Batu" who's an impulsive, outspoken, foolish & brash kinda leader. And how he and his 12 koncho's changed when their esteemed leader left them.
Set in the streets of Chow Kit, and his transformation to be a fantastic leader of all times.
But I can'seem to write the details of it...
We'll see how it goes.. Ciaoz
Yeah.. it's all about slamdunking, ppl's elbow, bhrama bull, the most electrifying move etc etc..
No-lah
Just a thought writing about a character called Batumalai, or short "Batu" who's an impulsive, outspoken, foolish & brash kinda leader. And how he and his 12 koncho's changed when their esteemed leader left them.
Set in the streets of Chow Kit, and his transformation to be a fantastic leader of all times.
But I can'seem to write the details of it...
We'll see how it goes.. Ciaoz
Friday, October 10, 2008
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Most Common Question Asked Of Newly Weds
Q1. So how's married life?
How else should it be different? Well,
1. "I don't have to send her back after a nice date anymore"
2. "I have a new roomate"
3. "I don't worry about getting shot anymore if it's past curfew time"
4. "It still feels like we're dating"
5. "I have to wait in line to go to the toilet"
6. "It's nice to have someone to come home and talk to"
7. "I've caught a glimpse of what Adam and Eve might have felt like at the beginning of time"
8. "We get to play 'real masak-masak' together"
9. "My room's tidier these days"
10. "I look forward to going home"
So... i think i've answered the question :D
hehhehe
How else should it be different? Well,
1. "I don't have to send her back after a nice date anymore"
2. "I have a new roomate"
3. "I don't worry about getting shot anymore if it's past curfew time"
4. "It still feels like we're dating"
5. "I have to wait in line to go to the toilet"
6. "It's nice to have someone to come home and talk to"
7. "I've caught a glimpse of what Adam and Eve might have felt like at the beginning of time"
8. "We get to play 'real masak-masak' together"
9. "My room's tidier these days"
10. "I look forward to going home"
So... i think i've answered the question :D
hehhehe
Labels: Funnies
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I got Married!!!!
Tell you all more about what happened.. but a picture is worth a MILLION WORDS!!
Go on over to
http://us.atelierventures.com/webtoolz/article-508.html
and for more pictures at
http://www.atelierventures.com/images/portfolio/photography/grace_tan/weddings/2008-Paul+Emily/index.html
And FOR ALL THE PICTURES!!!!
http://www.atelierventures.com/proofs/v/weddings/paul_emily/
Enjoy urselves.
Go on over to
http://us.atelierventures.com/webtoolz/article-508.html
and for more pictures at
http://www.atelierventures.com/images/portfolio/photography/grace_tan/weddings/2008-Paul+Emily/index.html
And FOR ALL THE PICTURES!!!!
http://www.atelierventures.com/proofs/v/weddings/paul_emily/
Enjoy urselves.
Labels: A matter of Fact, Faith, Funnies, Vertigo
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
When You Wish Upon A (Shooting) Star....
Watch this and you might think again about wishing upon a star.. ROFL
Labels: A matter of Fact, Funnies
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
You Tube Hits!
I was just looking thru my you tube postings today and realised how many ppl have looked at some of my postings..
1192 ppl have viewed then next youtube post.. .. wow!
Anyways... have been having fun blogging and posting stuff here.. see y'all soon.! Off to hunt more fodder for the brains!
1192 ppl have viewed then next youtube post.. .. wow!
Anyways... have been having fun blogging and posting stuff here.. see y'all soon.! Off to hunt more fodder for the brains!
Labels: A matter of Fact, Funnies
